This is Cheryl - Caroline informed me that she was repeatedly tackled and then choked by a rather rowdy Aaron today. I'm considering teaching her how to knee him in the jimmies if he keeps it up.
posted by Jay @ 10:55 AM
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5 Comments:
I recommend you go ahead with those lessons. She can show him who's boss.
I've told him that every time he tackles her, the dowery decreases.
What a fabulous franchise idea: Toddler Self Defense classes.
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Sounds like Aaron's mom and dad should teach him some manners.
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